The mouse clicks again. Not a satisfying, decisive click, but a limp, interrogative one. A click that asks, ‘Is this it? Am I in the right place?’ The answer, for the fourteenth time, is no.
Sarah is trying to submit an expense report for a $44 coffee meeting. The new system, ‘SynergyFlow,’ promised a seamless, integrated experience. The migration cost the company a figure with a lot of zeroes. The mandatory training webinar was 84 minutes long and featured a man with a suspiciously placid smile who kept repeating the word ‘intuitive.’ Yet here she is, lost in a labyrinth of beige menus and dropdown arrows that reveal further, even more abstract, dropdown arrows. What used to be two clicks and a drag-and-drop is now a 24-step ordeal that feels less like accounting and more like trying to defuse a bomb with a user manual written in another language.
A new Slack channel has appeared, unsanctioned by management. It’s called #synergyflow-survivors. It’s nothing but screenshots of error messages, cryptic pop-ups, and memes of people weeping into their keyboards. This isn’t a tool; it’s a shared trauma.
The common assumption is that this is just bad design. That some team of out-of-touch developers in a distant city built a clumsy product. I used to believe that. I used to think it was incompetence. It’s a comforting thought, because incompetence can be fixed. It can be patched. You can file a bug report for incompetence. But the truth is much more unsettling. This software isn’t broken. It’s working exactly as intended.
I spent some time with a man named Felix S. He’s a car crash test coordinator. His job is a symphony of violent precision. He orchestrates events where a $474,000 vehicle is systematically destroyed to gather life-saving data from 174 different sensors. When Felix talks about his work, he talks about ‘failure analysis’ and ‘in-spec tolerances.’ There is no ambiguity. After a test, his team has exactly 4 hours to log the preliminary data before it risks corruption. It is a process of immense clarity and consequence.
The software he’s forced to use to log this data is a masterpiece of deliberate obstruction. It has a 14-step validation process for each data set. A single misplaced decimal point-an easy mistake when you’re inputting hundreds of figures under pressure-doesn’t just trigger an error. It voids the entire entry and sends you back to the beginning, with no memory of your previous inputs. Felix told me his team has lost critical data on 4 separate occasions. They now do the work on a shared spreadsheet-a simple, elegant, forbidden spreadsheet-and then one person dedicates their entire afternoon to painstakingly feeding it into the ‘official’ system, like a zookeeper feeding a hostile, unpredictable animal.
That spreadsheet is an act of rebellion.
This isn’t just about work. This slow, grinding erosion of trust in our tools bleeds into everything. When the systems we’re forced to use every day are designed to work against us, we become conditioned to suspicion. We start to see every user agreement, every app update, every smart device as a potential trap. The frustration of SynergyFlow is the same frustration as trying to cancel a gym membership online, only to find the ‘cancel’ button is a dead link and you have to mail a notarized letter to an office that may or may not exist. It’s the digital equivalent of a door that looks like it should be pushed but can only be pulled. You’re made to feel stupid for the designer’s failure.
I once championed a new project management platform. I sat through the demo, mesmerized. The interface was beautiful. The Gantt charts flowed like water. I wrote a 4-page proposal on why it would streamline our workflows. I was wrong. I was profoundly, embarrassingly wrong. The demo was a simulation, a perfect-world scenario. The reality was a nightmare of permissions and dependencies. Updating a deadline wasn’t a simple drag-and-drop; it was a formal request that had to be approved by 4 different stakeholders, triggering a cascade of automated emails that buried everyone’s inbox. We abandoned it after 44 days, costing us thousands and, for me, a significant amount of credibility. I had mistaken the map for the territory. I’d believed the promise of control, but the software’s actual purpose was to take control away from the people doing the work.
This breeds a profound cynicism that is genuinely hard to shake. We begin to crave simplicity and directness, even in our leisure. It’s the same reason people gravitate towards platforms where the rules are clear and the interface responds as expected, whether they’re managing a project or looking up something like the
for a bit of personal time. We’re seeking environments, digital or otherwise, that don’t treat us as a problem to be managed. We want systems that serve us, not the other way around.
I’d love to say I’ve purged all such systems from my life, that I live in a state of pure, user-centric bliss. That would be a lie. I still use my grocery store’s app, even though I know it’s meticulously tracking every purchase to build a frighteningly accurate consumer profile of me. Why? Because the shared shopping list function with my partner is just too convenient. It solves a real, tangible problem in my life, and I have made a conscious, if reluctant, decision that the utility outweighs the intrusion. It’s a calculated surrender. That is the difference. I have agency in that choice. Sarah, with her expense report, and Felix, with his crash data, have none.
For Sarah & Felix
For You
The ultimate irony is that these monolithic, user-hostile systems often fail at their own primary goal. By creating so much friction, they drive people to create ‘shadow IT’-the illicit spreadsheets, the unsanctioned Slack channels, the secret Google Docs. The data doesn’t end up centralized; it gets fragmented. The very control the system was designed to exert is undermined by the human impulse to find a better way. People will always route around damage.
So when Sarah finally finds the submit button, hidden under a sub-menu labeled ‘Finalize & Attest,’ she doesn’t feel relief. She feels a quiet, simmering rage. She closes the tab, opens a new one, and types into her personal spreadsheet. Column A: Date. Column B: Vendor. Column C: Amount. Two clicks. It’s simple. It makes sense. It works for her. It is an affirmation that her own mind is a more intuitive tool than the multi-million dollar software designed to replace it.